Café Noir Protein & Calorie Cheat Sheet
Did you know the Café Noir steak packs 85g protein but nearly 1000 calories? Choose smart for max gains!
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Popular Orders, Exposed
We built the most common Café Noir orders. Some are genius. Some are traps.
The Protein Powerhouse
- סטייק אנטריקוט950
- שניצל עגל900
- המבורגר1100
High protein, but watch the fats and calories. Perfect for a muscle boost day!
The Sneaky Carb Load
- ניוקי ביתי בחמאת עגבניות750
- פסטה בולונז850
- ספגטי שמנת סלמון900
Tasty but carb-heavy combos that will spike calories without much extra protein.
The Lean & Clean
- חזה עוף צלוי750
- סלט נואר450
- פחית קולה זירו0
Low calorie, high protein, and zero sugar drink - a winning trio for calorie-conscious diners.
The Splurge Feast
- המבורגר1100
- פירה250
- כריך אסאדו מפורק
Delicious but calorie-heavy — great for days you want to indulge but track carefully.
The Salad Surprise
- סלט קיסר500
- סלטי נואר400
- חמוצים בייתים100
Salads with decent protein and moderate calories, great for a light but satisfying meal.
The Fish Fix
- פילה סלמון850
- כריך קריספי פיש800
- ספגטי שמנת סלמון900
Fish for protein but watch the fats and carbs in creamy sauces and fried breading.
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