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Café Noir Protein & Calorie Cheat Sheet

Did you know the Café Noir steak packs 85g protein but nearly 1000 calories? Choose smart for max gains!

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Best protein-per-calorie items at Café Noir. Higher % = more protein per calorie spent.

1
סטייק אנטריקוט950 cal
85g(8.9%)
2
חזה עוף צלוי750 cal
55g(7.3%)
3
שניצל עגל900 cal
65g(7.2%)
4
שניצל עוף850 cal
60g(7.1%)
5
פילה סלמון850 cal
55g(6.5%)

Popular Orders, Exposed

We built the most common Café Noir orders. Some are genius. Some are traps.

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The Protein Powerhouse

Smart Pick
  • סטייק אנטריקוט950
  • שניצל עגל900
  • המבורגר1100
2950 cal220g protein

High protein, but watch the fats and calories. Perfect for a muscle boost day!

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The Sneaky Carb Load

Calorie Trap
  • ניוקי ביתי בחמאת עגבניות750
  • פסטה בולונז850
  • ספגטי שמנת סלמון900
2500 cal115g protein

Tasty but carb-heavy combos that will spike calories without much extra protein.

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The Lean & Clean

Smart Pick
  • חזה עוף צלוי750
  • סלט נואר450
  • פחית קולה זירו0
1200 cal65g protein

Low calorie, high protein, and zero sugar drink - a winning trio for calorie-conscious diners.

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The Splurge Feast

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  • המבורגר1100
  • פירה250
  • כריך אסאדו מפורק
2250 cal130g protein

Delicious but calorie-heavy — great for days you want to indulge but track carefully.

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The Salad Surprise

Smart Pick
  • סלט קיסר500
  • סלטי נואר400
  • חמוצים בייתים100
1000 cal33g protein

Salads with decent protein and moderate calories, great for a light but satisfying meal.

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The Fish Fix

Splurge
  • פילה סלמון850
  • כריך קריספי פיש800
  • ספגטי שמנת סלמון900
2550 cal150g protein

Fish for protein but watch the fats and carbs in creamy sauces and fried breading.

The Cheat Codes

💡Choose the סטייק אנטריקוט for max protein (85g) with moderate carbs.
🔄Skip heavy pasta dishes if you want to limit carbs over 70g per meal.
🌶️Pair חזה עוף צלוי with a סלט נואר for a balanced, low-fat meal.
⚠️Avoid the המבורגר on low-cal days — it’s tasty but 1100 calories!
🌯Add חמוצים בייתים for a low-calorie, flavorful side with a protein kick.
🚰Zero-calorie drinks like פחית קולה זירו are your best beverage choice.
🎯Mix and match protein-rich mains with low-calorie salads to keep energy high.

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Nutritional information is approximate and based on publicly available data from Café Noir's website and menu resources. Values may vary by location, serving size, preparation method, and seasonal menu changes. This page is for informational purposes only and is not a substitute for professional dietary advice. Always verify with the restaurant directly for the most accurate and up-to-date information.

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