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Protein Power at Silly Kid: The Real Calorie & Protein Scoop

Did you know? The Silly Naked Box packs 230g of protein but a whopping 4200 calories!

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Protein Leaderboard

Best protein-per-calorie items at Silly Kid. Higher % = more protein per calorie spent.

1
Naked Tenders400 cal
35g(8.8%)
2
Silly Bites450 cal
35g(7.8%)
3
Silly Bites450 cal
35g(7.8%)
4
Holy Honey Wings450 cal
30g(6.7%)
5
American Spicy Wings450 cal
30g(6.7%)

Popular Orders, Exposed

We built the most common Silly Kid orders. Some are genius. Some are traps.

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The Protein Punch

Smart Pick
  • Chicken burger combo1100
  • Silly Bites450
  • Holy Honey Wings450
2000 cal120g protein

High protein and balanced calories — fuel up without the guilt!

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The Classic Calorie Trap

Calorie Trap
  • Burger & Fries950
  • Chicken Tenders Combo1050
2000 cal105g protein

Loads of protein but watch out for those sneaky carbs and fats!

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The Low-Cal Protein Fix

Smart Pick
  • Naked Tenders400
  • American Spicy Wings450
  • Silly Bites450
1300 cal100g protein

Protein-packed and under 500 calories — your best bet for a light feast.

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The Silly Splurge Box

Splurge
  • Silly Naked Box
  • Silly Dirty Box
  • Silly burger box
0 cal0g protein

Mega protein overload with mega calories — save this for serious sharing!

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The Veggie Low-Cal

Smart Pick
  • Cauliflowers bites350
  • Silly Bites450
800 cal45g protein

Vegan and protein-friendly options that keep calories in check.

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The Fries Fumble

Calorie Trap
  • צ׳יפס350
  • Burger & Fries950
1300 cal55g protein

Tasty but low protein and high carb — watch your portions here!

The Cheat Codes

💡Pick combos with 35g+ protein and under 500 calories for smart choices.
🔄Opt for Naked Tenders or Silly Bites for a protein boost without the carb crash.
🌶️Avoid large boxes unless sharing — they pack over 4000 calories!
⚠️Skip or limit fries to reduce carbs and calories drastically.
🌯Try Holy Honey Wings for a satisfying protein fix under 500 calories.
🚰Vegan? Cauliflowers bites deliver decent protein with fewer calories.
🎯Remember, sides like SILLY STICKERS or MAGNET add zero calories but lots of fun!

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Nutritional information is approximate and based on publicly available data from Silly Kid's website and menu resources. Values may vary by location, serving size, preparation method, and seasonal menu changes. This page is for informational purposes only and is not a substitute for professional dietary advice. Always verify with the restaurant directly for the most accurate and up-to-date information.

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